English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life

Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening? F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress? Why the f*ck not? F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash. Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck. Good f*cking idea. is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional and to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! “Great f*cking book!” —