Dumpster Fire in Bloomington, MN

Rob was single.
That hadn't been the plan.
But his wife was gone, had been gone long enough for him to risk dipping his toe back into the dating world.
The only problem was that dating was a lot different now.
He wasn't good at apps and profiles, his banter skills were rusty, and his flirting was...
not good.
Then came high,
high
heels.
Then came a sharp voice with an impressive repertoire of curse words.
Then came a woman who was definitely
not
his wife...but who might be the possibility of something more.