Dragons the Library of Alcatress: A Metaphysical Fairy Tale

Long ago, Homer of Classical Antiquity gave us the Iliad and the Odyssey, renowned mythologies that had us questioning our place in prophecy and our identity in the cosmos. Years later, Homer Simpson of Springfield, America gave us a satirical dig at reality, laughing at our most private farts... do'h! Now, young Homer Sapien, the Poet of the Library of Alcatress, teams up with magical beings big and small-from a well-groomed, winged man-cat to the gosling reincarnation of Mother Goose-to give us the world's silliest account of humanity ever told... the Earth Clock... a book with a book... how utterly delicious. Everything is included, from the most sacred mysteries and cuddly creatures for the ladies to the most profane histories and bloodthirsty beasts for the gents. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this cute, whimsical, controversial, anxiety-ridden, fever-dream tour through time, space, astrotheology, genetics, and consciousness. Steeped in pleasure, yet riddled with pain, the Library of Alcatress awaits. If you dare, that is. Alternatively, young Homer Sapien is a happy-go-lucky poet from run-down San Francisco. He is called on a journey to the Library of Alcatress, an other-worldly tree tucked under the fabric of Alcatraz Prison. Fate has it that the library will fall to the wicked whims of dragon librarians. However, destiny has it that a hero will pen the most mysterious history book ever written-a tome of thirteen poems-and seed a new library tree. Join heroic Homer as he travels the treacherous terrains of consciousness through the surreal stories of Alcatress. Reader delight!