Don't Touch the Fk'n Zoo Animals

Behold, a poetic journey into the untouchable realms of zoo creatures, where each page is a sonnet of warning, a symphony of 'hands-off' harmonies. In this eloquent masterpiece, embark on a lyrical odyssey through the menagerie of 20 zoo animals, where the majestic creatures insist that your fingers remain as idle as a snail's commute. Revel in the beauty of animals untouched, for in this poetic sanctuary, the only caress permitted is that of the carefully chosen words. Reader, immerse yourself in the verses of restraint, where the call of the wild is a symphony best enjoyed at a safe distance. Warning: This book may inspire a poetic contemplation on the perils of touching, accompanied by a chorus of amused animal sounds. This book is not for children, just adult children (18+) that won’t leave your basement.