Don't Blame Me: A seriously cynical, accurate, and sometimes funny book about how NOT to live life

Don't Blame Me is a collection of "what-not-to-do" stories and essays based on the experiences of one very mixed up, shallow, and generally confused chick with a wicked sense of humor. You'll learn why you shouldn't sleep your way to the top, the dangers of dating as a divorcee, how making eye contact with the neighbors is always a dangerous endeavor, and why you shouldn't believe everything you read. You'll laugh, maybe even cry, but you'll definitely learn a few things about life.Rosalie Brown lives in Northern California and spends her time chasing down Pearl Jam concerts, wrestling with her dog, annoying her neighbors, and dreaming of a world where there is no such thing as a bad cup of coffee.