DISCREET IMPACT!

the fifth book in the outrageous and hilarious Charlemagne Caine Mystery Series, once again stars America's favorite slacker detective, Charles Magnus Caine. This time Charlemagne must rescue his fiancée, Fallon, from an insane asylum, dodge Men-in-Ultra-Black, avoid the minions of Fallon's evil father, evade Canadian Mercenaries, and prevent an asteroid from wiping out half of the earth. As with all Frimp and Slooter mystery farces this one is loaded with a nuthouse of zany characters in over-the-top situations and bizarre locales. throw in space aliens, tsunamis, gangsters and more lovely lyrics from