Crows Can't Say Truck is the third book in The Thoughts of a True American Mountain Man series. A continuation of a compilation of short stories, poems, and humorous free thoughts from an original American poet. P. Craig uses vibrant imagery to describe life in the Helderberg Mountains of New York State as he works his beloved land and reminisces about haunting dreams, love lost, and drinks consumed. A passionate motorcyclist, aviator, and farmer, P. Craig invites the reader into his world through glimpses of heartfelt prose and dirty jokes.