Cassidy: Biggest Monster, Smallest Planet: Book 1 of However Many in Bloomington, MN

Welcome to the tiniest, quietest planetoid in the universe. It's inhabited by ten wee people and one GINORMOUS monster. Cassidy is as loud, brash, and impatient as she is loveable. Nobody seems to mind if she stomps on a couple dozen radishes or drinks an entire lake.
Can Vix reverse the sneeze-induced time travel incident that has everyone sporting long beards? What's your astrological sign-is it Trangus? Shroomi? Turnipus? Will the hottest fashion trends destroy the planet, and if so... is it worth it?
Wow, these are all really great questions. Thanks for asking them. Read all about it in this first superfunny and supercharming volume.