Burn Your House For Warmth

Buy a large jar of pickles. Eat one pickle every night, until the jar is empty. Dump the remaining pickle juice down the drain and wash the jar. Use it as a piggy bank. Deposit change until it's full. Take that change to the nearest bank and exchange it all for cash. Take that cash to the nearest pawn shop and buy a gun. A collection of poetry, prose, rants, and ravings, Burn Your House For Warmth features snippets of horror, comedy, and observations on life and the human condition.