This is the very short, completely made-up and totally tongue-in-cheek guide to the toughest and most thankless job on the planet. This is short. It's only 31 pages. That's not even a book, really. More like a booklet. So, no 1-star reviews saying "Hey, this isn't even long even long enough to be a real book!" We know that. This also isn't a real guide. It's a made-up guide. Anyone who pays any attention to the advice given in this book is clearly an idiot. So - once again - no 1-star reviews because this did not give you the guidance needed to become a better parent. It's not meant to do that. It's meant to be funny. You have been warned.