Bound to the Alien King in Bloomington, MN

On Alien Love Island, the days are hot, but the nights are scorching...
As I set off alone on this little deranged planet, I begin to learn what makes it tick...and I don't like what I hear. Not one bit.
See, there was an attempted kidnapping, and for once, the victim wasn't me. She's innocent. She's scared. She didn't almost get whisked away to a reality dating show where the contestants brag about typing their college thesis on a waffle maker and still getting an A.
Soon, it's a race against the clock to find out the truth and maybe, just maybe, salvage what's left of my broken heart.
This book ends in a cliffhanger.