Bottle of Beef: The Media Empire of Doom in Bloomington, MN

Somewhere below the Earth's surface, a man and his ragtag crew of imaginary minions run a media empire. This
IS
their story. You'll meet exciting corporate functions like Skip the Editor, Front Office Gladys, Carl the Janitor, our personal personnel person Sandra, and some other characters. Bottle still reviews albums (he never seems to shut up), but there's so much more to explore than mere Rock and/or Roll. Take a trip through the alleys of our mind (not responsible for any accidental muggings) as we abandon all hope, we who enter the Bunker of Beef....