Jerry Bookeeshoo's only desire is to watch TV with a jar of peanut butter. He's part squirrel, after all, and one of the world's first smart-pets. But after his cruel master goes gun-crazy, Jerry is forced to flee his comforts. He meets shut-ins and doomsday preppers. He does hallucinogens among wild animals. He finds an entire city of smart-squirrels and is soon chosen by shadowy figures to lead his species into war with humanity.
Futuristic weapons, palace intrigue, and betrayal build until Jerry must choose between what's expected and what's right. Will he commit to all-out war? Or does he decide to do good, saving intelligent life on earth? Most importantly: Does he ever get back to his TV and peanut butter?