Bob's Joke Book

She lives right across the street from me and I have watched her day and night then one day she walked Right up to my front door and when I opened the door she said she wanted to have some fun. She said I want to dance and drink plus have sex but before I could say anything she asked me if I could Watch her dog. Two young boys talking in the waiting room at the hospital when the first boy said he was there to get His tonsils removed and the second boy said he had had his tonsils removed and within two days he was as good as new and then the first boy asked the second boy what he was having done and the second boy said he was going to get circumcised and the first boy said ho no I had that done when I was born and I could not walk for a year She told her husband that she was getting blisters from the boom and her husband said take the car Next time My wife told me to embrace my mistakes so I gave her a hug Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool And I handed him a tall glass of water He said his new car has a button that says rear wiper but he was afraid to push it