In 1970s San Francisco, real-life town-fool/masseur Strange de Jim accidentally does something brilliant which brings him hundreds of wonderful new best friends. He hopes you'll use his discovery to improve your own life a thousand percent. He then massages thousands of assorted men and women, and learns something completely shocking. Finally he fantasizes falling in love with an erotic masseuse trained in the Indian healing arts, a ravishing triple-jointed Mininuko Courtesan and a young Olympic gymnsast with a most amusing sexual problem. They lead Earth to a spectacular Orgasm of Light. "Billions of Virgins in Ecstasy" also has wonderful photos.