Billionaire Secrets of a Wanglorious Bastard in Bloomington, MN

Chinese-Jamerican Rufus Wang eschews the playboy lifestyle of his paternal grandfather by attending law school, staying true to a boring, live-in girlfriend, and accepting a summer associate position at prestigious law firm Krueller Pitts. After languishing in office politics for unearthing the salacious secrets of Krueller success, Rufus finds the help he needs from an unlikely source at an unexpected cost. Can Rufus 'man up' and embrace something within that he's spent his whole life struggling to avoid or will he end up hopeless and homeless? Brace yourselves, you are about to learn the BILLIONAIRE SECRETS OF A WANGLORIOUS BASTARD!