Better than the back of a bottle of shampoo in Bloomington, MN

Born a compulsive liar, John overcame his disability whilst shipwrecked on a desert island in the 1970s. Upon his triumphant return to blighty he was awarded a medal, given one of those flowery necklace things you get in Hawaii and reclaimed his position as head of international development for Fat Frank's Bacon Butty Shop & Frothy Coffee Emporium. Now, after a glittering career in a series of shit jobs, John Spacey has made the cynical decision to ask people to pay him to read stuff that he's already given away for free on the interweb.