Apples Should Be Red in Bloomington, MN

Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner: Start with 62-year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon.Add 59-year old sexually-repressed know-it-all in pearls.Throw in a beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor.Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome.Tastes like happily ever after.Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity and botanical references