Aphrodite's Last Days in Bloomington, MN

Modern Mythology Thriller - Tony Mars' first case as a mythology detective is to locate an arcane scroll, presumably written by Aphrodite and buried within the ruins of the ancient Minoan palace, Knossos, on Crete. Aided by a kick-boxing yogi and a psychic fraudster, Tony innocently becomes immersed in a primal war between Eris, the goddess of discord, and Aphrodite, the goddess of love, the outcome of which may decide the fate of a new world order.