Angelicious!: From the Paws of Angel Nash

ANGEL'S ABSOLUTELY AWESOMELY PAWSOME OMNIBUS! "...I am sooo tired of all the drama surrounding me and it feels like I am standing in the middle of a big muddy puddle, afraid to move in case I get my paws dirty. Can you believe I was accused of cheating and may be the victim of cheating? Hamish has not returned any of my many calls, all two of them, and I have now been back from the Big Apple for four days. Grrr, that manky Kimbles is tweeting all over Twitter about her hot new boyfriend. Just who does she mean? Is her hot new B.F my decidedly cold B.F Hamish? Or could it be Dapper little Teddy Hot Paws? I need to know, I need to know like now! I have plan...and a secret weapon in Love Wars...Grannie!!!" Ohh...I am sooo excited, my Lovelies to invite you to join Moi, beautilicious Westie Angel, on my comfy couch in my luxurious Manhattan Penthouse. We shall have canapés and a nice glass of chilled Champers buttled up by James my Butler and I shall candidly reveal all my "Shh...Secret Sharings" from my pawsome books Telling Tails, Angel in the City and Angel Cake in one delicious serving! Enjoy my Omnibus, my Lovelies, Enjoy! For those of you who are just making my Pawsome aquaintance let me give you a quick bio... Until a few weeks ago home was in a sleepy village in England's green and pleasant lands, with my beloved humans, Grannie (she's grotty) and GrandPa (he's grumpy) . Then by an amazing turn of events I became like the first Canine, like ever, to become a Stellar Bestselling Author and Cover girl!!! My talent and sheer beautiliciousness launched me on my career as a total Diva Dog. My Paws didn't touch the ground as my New York Publishers flew me by private jet across a very big pond to my new high Life on the dizzying 53rd floor Penthouse of a Magnificent Skyscraper on Manhattan's Upper East Side. I like it here, I may stay for a while! Grannie came along to chaperone my photo shoots, book signing events and Meet and Greets. We left GrandPa tending to his vegetable patch. As the newest Uptown Gal in N.Y.C I'm busy biting the big Apple and partying up a storm, leaving Grannie to deal with minor things such as writing books, whilst Divine Diva Dog that I am, attend to matters of the utmost urgency...Moi and more Moi! Join me, my Lovelies, in my Penthouse for Champers and canapés and all the hot gossip about my 'it's complicated' love life... Shh... don't tell anyone...especially not my True Love Handsome Hamish or jealous Frenemy Kimbles that Biatch of a Bichon Frise back home!