After Death

Ever wonder what life is like after your die? Well, if you are vegan you go to heaven and if you are not then you go back to hell. See, Earth is hell! Dante Bish was sent back to Earth but he was given by the Earth God that processed him the ability to remember what occurs after death. Dante was born brilliant and received an advanced degree in engineering from MIT. After he graduated he became incredibly wealthy by inventing one of the greatest inventions of all time, the Bish Toilet. A Bish Toilet is a toilet that cleans you with soap and water after you press a button. It does the job in minutes, without mess and has a sensor that detects excrement and knows when it is all removed. Dante uses his great wealth to help animals and educate people of the enormous suffering that animals go through if you are not vegan and that you must be vegan to get out of hell and into heaven where you feel great pleasure all the time and never suffer again.