The author often writes and speaks using metaphors and satirical statements. He calls these barberisms. He usually discusses real-life situations in business, education, and life in general and often draws similarities between them. He attempts to discuss serious issues with humor whenever possible. This book is a compilation of the authors writings and speeches based on real-life situations that he has experienced. While the book is serious of purpose, it is hoped the reader will find the humor in his many barberisms and can directly relate many of them to their own life experiences in business, education, and life in general.