500 Acres and No Place to Hide: More Confessions of a Counterfeit Farm Girl in Bloomington, MN

The hilarious follow-up to the memoir,
Confessions of a Counterfeit Farm Girl
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It's been four years since Susan's husband dragged her kicking and screaming from their comfortable, big city East Coast life to a farm in Virginia cattle country. Susan's adjusting as best she can, which isn't easy considering she's been known to wear Manolos in manure. She'll never be a real farm girl, but as readers will see from her side- splitting confessions, she's faking it just fine.