101 Creative Excuses For Not Getting Married

Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the world of "I don't" with . If you've ever found yourself contemplating escape routes from wedding bells and commitment, this witty and whimsical book is your ultimate companion. From the moment you crack open its pages, you'll be whisked away into a land of inventive alibis and side-splitting scenarios that will leave you laughing out loud. This book is a treasure trove of excuses that range from the brilliantly absurd to the delightfully charming, all designed to provide you with a chuckle while helping you sidestep the aisle. Dive into the art of matrimonial evasion with excuses like "I'm too busy honing my 'Netflix and Chill' skills" or "I'm waiting for a partner who can appreciate my obsession with finding the perfect bookmark." With relatable anecdotes, clever wordplay, and the kind of humor that can turn even the most stressful wedding planning moments into bursts of laughter, this book is your passport to saying "I do" to creativity and "I don't" to traditional commitment. Join the ranks of commitment-phobic connoisseurs and revel in excuses that will have you entertained while enjoying a respite from the world of wedding preparations. Whether you're a staunch supporter of solo snack runs or an aficionado of puns, promises a delightful and uproarious ride through the realm of witty evasion.