Minions Too Cool for You Girls Tank Learn a little Minionese with the help of the Despicable Me Minion T-Shirt! Your favorite banana-loving henchmen, the Minions, can't take their eyes (or eye) off of these hilarious Despicable Me shirts! Become one of Gru's sidekicks and sing the Minions' favorite "Babababa... potato" song all day long with a cool Minion tee today.