Where LA DI DA DI BLOODY DA! ends another Tale begins! Diamond smuggling proves little challenge for Miz Miranda Maracona and Miz Kookie Kombuis, two outrageous transvestites (one so dark and one so fair!) or facing the villains determined to 'put a tranny in the works!' From London to the Namibian Desert, laughs and outrageous happenings abound. And if diamonds are not enough why not South America with the other "d" appearing to be the perfect antidote?