Experience the adventures that unfold when evolution kicks you in the balls. From going to jail, to putting up with an insufferable boss, to battling a beetle, you'll agree, real life fucking sucks. But don't expect a happy ending. Or maybe, do expect one. Most likely it ends badly. But maybe it doesn't. Either way, your nuts will shiver and your tits will shake when the realities of being a thing that can be disposed and replaced easily hit you in the face. And all based on true stories. Get it. Read it. Suck it. This is the first release from world renowned (self proclaimed) author, Fonzi Brownwood.